I was stacking up the shelves
In the stupid supermarket
When you appeared like something out the bible
In amongst the cans of peas
And part time drudgery
I found salvation in a fleeting moment
(chorus)
Oh love will always come and bite your backside
Like a little tiger hiding in the trees
Oh love will always come and bite your backside
Like a little spider in between the sheets
Aah (aah)
We set sail in your car
Round the car parks of the town
You were the captain of my misadventure
And then the spell wore off
I realised that you were
A bigger loser than even I was
(chorus)
And all the cash you spent
On anger management
You should have spent on me
Or a children's charity
It's all fluorescent light
And shiftwork through the night
It's hard to summon up enthusiasm
In amongst the frozen foods and Japanese white goods
There's a part of you that I just can't fathom
(chorus)
Like a little Tiger... (4X)
Do do do (repeat)